I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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