Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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