I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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