so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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