5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
