A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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