Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Come see our sink grown plant.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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