Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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