He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
