we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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