People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
accomplished twins. life is a go
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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