We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just pee around me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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