Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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