Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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