he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
