1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The ass gains better be worth it
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