what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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