Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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