Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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