I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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