I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
third nipple confirmed
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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