dude i'm inner monologue high
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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