i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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