all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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