it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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