it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Randomize
