well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Verdict: uncircumcised.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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