I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize