I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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