I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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