it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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