"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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