A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
smell my finger.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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