Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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