Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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