never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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