is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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