I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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