he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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