The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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