there was a trapeze. enough said
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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