he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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