I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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