Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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