can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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