at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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