Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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