how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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