But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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