your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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