Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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