How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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