no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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