Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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